Can You Describe Your Worst Bicycle Crash?

I recently crashed my bicycle on a short ride from my home to an indoor soccer arena where I was to play a game of midnight fussball. When I got home from the game later that night, I sent out the following message on Twitter:

After that, the responses came flooding in. Here is what some of you had to say:

Then the conversation carried over onto Facebook. Here are a few more responses:

What about you? What was your worst bicycle crash like?